Author Topic: Guess what I just found on my keyboard? (Read 5476 times)

barrelroll5 · February 18, 2010, 07:53:21 AM

*Facepalm* I mean the condom company. And by sperm I mean "cum"

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sir dooble · February 18, 2010, 07:56:39 AM

Is this like a family computer or something or your own personal one?

Also, do you have brothers.

Also again... I hope you cleaned it up before typing. :S

Darkhawk · February 18, 2010, 08:31:46 AM

Quote from: Raider. on February 17, 2010, 03:39:17 PM

Cyber-love is on a new level.

Deathwishez · February 18, 2010, 09:46:55 AM

Eww...

That's why you should either masturbate with a clean plan, or get a girl to do it for you.

SupremeCommander · February 18, 2010, 09:47:47 AM

Quote from: Deathwishez on February 18, 2010, 09:46:55 AM

Eww...

That's why you should either masturbate with a clean plan, or get a girl to do it for you.

Most people use tissues.

Deathwishez · February 18, 2010, 10:15:47 AM

But tissues tear and stick to you...

Personally, I don't masturbate, but if I did, I'd use a towel or something you could wash, or do it in the shower where it's okay to get messy, or do it in your backyard all over the grass. Idk. I've never tried any of these, so I don't really know how they would work out.

SupremeCommander · February 18, 2010, 10:17:16 AM

Quote from: Deathwishez on February 18, 2010, 10:15:47 AM

But tissues tear and stick to you...

Personally, I don't masturbate, but if I did, I'd use a towel or something you could wash, or do it in the shower where it's okay to get messy, or do it in your backyard all over the grass. Idk. I've never tried any of these, so I don't really know how they would work out.

You don't jam your richard in the tissue. Do it on, then wipe afterward. Towels leave suspicious residue, the shower is fine, and outside leaves, again, odd residue. Bad if your parents like gardening.

Deathwishez · February 18, 2010, 10:22:54 AM

Meh, I'd rather get a girl to do it. It's fun, doesn't leave a mess, and normally both people enjoy it.

SupremeCommander · February 18, 2010, 10:26:59 AM

Quote from: Deathwishez on February 18, 2010, 10:22:54 AM

Meh, I'd rather get a girl to do it. It's fun, doesn't leave a mess, and normally both people enjoy it.

Well, a lot of people don't have girlfriends.
I made sure to interject into my mouth once so I knew exactly what it was like.
Its actually not all that nice, so I decided not to force that on anybody.

Generally, when alone, tissues are fine.