How do you masturbate? Soap? Pillow? Other?

[Kerog]

feels good man

[Ad Bot]

[Kapturrith]

Wait, by "jack off" you don't mean CANDLEjack, do y

[Chrono]

ok this goes for no normal ppl but u weird ppl will never have kids

Do I hear a "too cool for the internet" saying here?

Yummy just what I wanted, SpermShake

No I mean the whole richard.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

I light it on fire and beat old women with it.

man that is great but i have something better


dip it in some hot wax and then keep twisting the wax until you finally

[RedSaturn]

Do I hear a "too cool for the internet" saying here?
No I mean the whole richard.

Oh gawd

[D3ATH]

Master Bate. :o

[shady12103]

Do I hear a "too cool for the internet" saying here?

no u dont just saying

[Snaffle J. Bean]

no u dont just saying

will the real shady12103 please stand up

[Kapturrith]

Please, change masterbate to "masturbate" so you don't look like an idiot.

[shady12103]

will the real shady12103 please stand up

im already standing

[Snaffle J. Bean]

im already standing

i said the real shady12103 not you imposter

[shady12103]

i said the real shady12103 not you imposter

u said the real shady12103 not slim shady i have been shady12103 for 3 years

[Kapturrith]

u said the real shady12103 not slim shady dumb ass i have been shady12103 for 3 years

You're only 3 years old?

[WRB852]

hand, nude pics of gf

envy me

[tikitai]

u said the real shady12103 not slim shady i have been shady12103 for 3 years

how did you got in my alt.