How do you masturbate? Soap? Pillow? Other?

[Chrono]

already did her like a billion times, so...

lame

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[Madmitten]

This. I can't believe I'm quoting this person but for forget's sake, stop making threads about love/masturbtion. You all act like a bunch of horny 12 year olds, which doesn't surprise me because I'm sure most of you are.

i dont do it every day everyone hour on the hour
I occasionally get bored and decide to do it

[VerticalHorizon]

I rarely do this because I don't like lube (Messy and takes too long to wash off) but first grab a couple of pairs of socks. Take each sock and put one inside the other until you think it's thick enough. Take the openings of them all and flower them out at the top, the hole will resemble a tight pusillanimous individual. Take a condom (If you own any, kiddies) and stretch one over your richard. Put your richard in the hole and then grip the socks tight enough so that you can take your richard out without the condom going with it. Stretch the base of the condom around the outside of the folds in the socks so that it won't slip. Squeeze a liberal amount of lube (Or soap if you don't have any lube) into the condom. Now you can either just use it to simulate a BJ (It has decent suction if you packed it right) or you can put it between some couch cushions or a pillow or 2 and forget it.















I'm so alone.

[Madmitten]

-lovesnip-

i know how you can fix that alone-ness
hit on girls and do awesome things.
be more of a badboy that you already are.
but do not tell them your "secret"

[Nymethus]

-snip-

I'm so alone.

I would do you if I lived closer ;c

[Chriz]

I rarely do this because I don't like lube (Messy and takes too long to wash off) but first grab a couple of pairs of socks. Take each sock and put one inside the other until you think it's thick enough. Take the openings of them all and flower them out at the top, the hole will resemble a tight pusillanimous individual. Take a condom (If you own any, kiddies) and stretch one over your richard. Put your richard in the hole and then grip the socks tight enough so that you can take your richard out without the condom going with it. Stretch the base of the condom around the outside of the folds in the socks so that it won't slip. Squeeze a liberal amount of lube (Or soap if you don't have any lube) into the condom. Now you can either just use it to simulate a BJ (It has decent suction if you packed it right) or you can put it between some couch cushions or a pillow or 2 and forget it.















I'm so alone.

Will try with some different materials.

[VerticalHorizon]

i know how you can fix that alone-ness
hit on girls and do awesome things.
be more of a badboy that you already are.
but do not tell them your "secret"

You made that sound easy. Haha, no.

I hate most of the chicks I come in contact with, the only one I'm friends with is moving to South Carolina. It takes time (Finding the person you think you'd be happy with) and THEN conversing happens.

I would do you if I lived closer ;c

C:

[Kapturrith]

Take the openings of them all and flower them out at the top, the hole will resemble a tight pusillanimous individual.

What does "flower them out at the top" mean?

[MillCzarr]

ok this goes for no normal ppl but u weird ppl will never have kids

I agree with him. +you won't have wives either xD

[Madmitten]

You made that sound easy. Haha, no.

I hate most of the chicks I come in contact with, the only one I'm friends with is moving to South Carolina. It takes time (Finding the person you think you'd be happy with) and THEN conversing happens.

C:

I live thar
if she lived up north, she will be ridiculed for not being a wigga.
you think the girls in NC are annoying
try the ones down here, if you dont want to have love with them. you're gay(According to all kids[even 3rd graders])

[Dusty12]

Oh my god, what the forget am I reading?

[Madmitten]

Oh my god, what the forget am I reading?

me and VH talking about girls

[Riot]

Oh my god, what the forget am I reading?

 Girls, snake, and socks.

[Qwepir]

Oh my god, what the forget am I reading?

Horny teens discussing procrastination techniques. Why we needed a thread on this I have no idea.

[Dusty12]

I can't think of a snappy comment.