Author Topic: Skyler97's snake is bleeding  (Read 2493 times)

I was masterbating with a tuna jar and cut myself...
We need to pool money to buy a cast.

Nobody is going to pay him because he was being a handicap.

We need to pool money to buy a cast.
Personally, I signatured that quote

Same.

If we don't get a cast, he may never be the same. Either from the embarrassment, or the genital laceration...

What the hell happened to logic?

Same.

If we don't get a cast, he may never be the same. Either from the embarrassment, or the genital laceration...
Why did this need a topic?

Not like he's ever going to use it, the government keeps handicaps from mating.

Not like he's ever going to use it, the government keeps handicaps from mating.
How's that?

Guys my snake is getting better it just needs time for it to heal.

Skyler needs:
snake cast
Lube (don't wanna cut yourself again)
Blanket (Silk) ^.^
Tube sock

Guys my snake is getting better it just needs time for it to heal.
This'll hang around for a week.
Side-effects.

Your snake will never be the same.


This is worse than the time i found out my brother was peeing blood because he took a puck to the balls :P

This is worse than the time i found out my brother was peeing blood because he took a puck to the balls :P
Doesn't that require kidney damage?