I was masterbating with a tuna jar and cut myself...
We need to pool money to buy a cast.
Same.If we don't get a cast, he may never be the same. Either from the embarrassment, or the genital laceration...
Not like he's ever going to use it, the government keeps handicaps from mating.
Guys my snake is getting better it just needs time for it to heal.
Your snake will never be the same.
This is worse than the time i found out my brother was peeing blood because he took a puck to the balls :P