Author Topic: Methinks i cracked the code of Christianity  (Read 24815 times)


Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
This is probably the only serious post I've ever seen you make.

It is awake.
My soul is awake when I'm asleep?

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep, cause everything is never as it seeeems.

And why couldn't death be just like sleeping?

When dead, your soul leaves your body and you go to Heaven, but some of you, Hell

When dead, your soul leaves your body and you go to Heaven, but some of you, Hell
How the forget do you know?

It's hard to live without a thinking brain. :|

When dead, your soul leaves your body and you go to Heaven, but some of you, Hell
And when you keep posting, your god kills puppies.

So your god is selfish and only cares about empowering himself through the support of others?  Hell sounds like a better place to me.

Imagine with me for a second, in terms of BL:

At first, when the Dedi Server is created, the Host and his friends were together

But one of his friends (Luc) wants to be Super Admin. So he get a few of the Host's friends and try to guess the password. The Host gets mad at him and creates a TDM with a White and Black team and puts that Luc and his friends on it. This makes the Luc mad.

The Host then allows people to connect. They automatically spawn on the White team.

Two clients spawned. They are Blockhead1 and Blockhead2. The Host enjoys their company and loves them dearly. And they love the Host back. Some times, the Host would even spawn in his server and play with them.

And best of all, there was only one rule: Don't go into the admin room.

Other than that rule, Blockhead1 and Blockhead2 were allowed to go anywhere in the server, build anything they wanted, and play with all the bots. One day, Luc decides to create a cleaver bot. The bot finds Blockhead2 and persuades it to try to enter the admin room, saying that the Host wouldn't be mad because he was best friends with them.

Blockhead2 was convinced and went to go find the admin room. Just as she found it, Blockhead1 found her and she convinced him to come with him. So they went into the room.

Now the host knew they did and was very sad because he had to put them on the Black team because they broke his only rule.

From then on, all the Blockheads that entered the server was automatically put on the Black team. Everyone on the Black team did as they pleased, weather it be spawn camping/builder killing, spamming and so on.

But because the Host loved the Blockheads that came into his server, he wanted to switch the Blockheads to the White team, as he was the only one on it.

Now, it wasn't because he was overwhelmed, he had the invincible playertype and a modded mini nuke, it was because he truly loved the Blockheads.

To let the Blockheads back on the White team, he had to make a way to get rid of the punishment from their rule-breaking.

So, he connected with his other account and sacrificed him to make up for the rule-breaking. But 3 minutes later he re-spawned (player re-spawn was turned off).

But because respawn was turned off, a lot of people didn't believe he respawned or even spawned in the first place.

The Blockheads that truly did believe he died and respawned because of their rule-breaking, he told the Host and the Host switched them back to white team.



That depends, if an Atheist finds the cure for cancer he still doesn't believe in god....so yes he would go to hell.

lol, you're a pathetic human being.

I just read this whole thread and nearly pissed myself from laughing so hard.

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Hurrr adam and eve.  I'm an atheist, but I'm not some ignoramus.  So, since your god is so caring, why would he send the virtuous atheist to hell?  He wasn't on the "black" team, he did all the right things.  He just didn't believe in a god.

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How people can continue to believe that Adam and Eve/Jesus resurrected garbage is beyond me.