Joke.

[Butler]

NOTICE: THE FOLLOWING TEXT MAY OFFEND YOU

What do you call 2 white guys running down a hill?-------------------------- Nothing, they're just having fun.
What do you call 2 black guys running down a hill?-------------------------- Escapees from a plantation.
What do you call 2 mexican guys running down a hill?--------------------------- Border hopers.



What do you call 2 white guys pushing a car up a hill?-------------------------- Nothing, their car broke down.
what do you call 2 black guys pushing a car up a hill?-------------------------- Slavery.
What do you call 2 mexican guys pushing a car up a hill?-------------------------- Grant Theft Auto.



to say, the kid didnt'
Setup: There is a town in the middle of nowhere with a sheep to human ratio of 5:1.
Story: A kid comes home in this town and asks his mother, "What's for dinner mommy?"
Mommy says, "SHEEP!! MOTHER loving SHEEP!! THERE ARE SO MUCH loving SHEEP!! IT'S THE SAME EVRY loving DAY FOR THREE MEALS A DAY SHEEP ,SHEEP, SHEEP!!!" The kid then says "What about soup?" Needless to say the kid didn't show up to school the next day. In fact, he didn't show up to school since that fateful day.

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[Sarge]

What do you call 2 white guys running down a hill?-------------------------- An avalanche

What do you call 2 black guys running down a hill?-------------------------- A mud slide.

Fixed some of it for you.

[Chrono]

Fixed some of it for you.

I never knew two people could demonstrate such an extreme environmental disaster.

[Sarge]

They were fat.

[Chrono]

They were fat.

[dawngaward0110]

Once upon a time there were three guys walking down the street going to the swimming pools. When they got there there were three empty ones. A man said: "Stand on the diving board, and what you scream, you land in it." They all happily stood on the boards and started thinking.
One man said: CHOCOLATE MILK! And jumped in. The tub got filled with chocolate milk at lighting speed.
The other one said: MELTED CHEESE! And jumped in too. And landed in a tub of melted cheese.
The last guy slipped and screamed: stuff!
 

[SupremeCommander]

Two guys were talking in a bar.
One asks the other what he got his wife for his anniversary.
The man replies "A gold ring and a sports car, so if she doesn't like the ring she can go and drive the car to make up for it. What did you get yours?"
The first man replied "Some flowers and a carrot, so if she doesn't like the flowers she can go forget herself."

[dawngaward0110]

Two guys were talking in a bar.
One asks the other what he got his wife for his anniversary.
The man replies "A gold ring and a sports car, so if she doesn't like the ring she can go and drive the car to make up for it. What did you get yours?"
The first man replied "Some flowers and a carrot, so if she doesn't like the flowers she can go forget herself."

[WhoDa?]

Original:

A thief was in a house and a voice screamed;
"The lovely god can see anything!"
And the thief looks around
"The lovely god can see anything!"
And the thief looks and finds a bird cage with a parrot in it
"The lovely god can see anything!"

The thief asked the parrot: "What's your name?"
The bird answers: "Carlheinz!"
The thief laughed and said: "What a silly name!"
Then the parrot suddenly said: "The lovely god, isn't that a silly name for a Rottweiler?"

[dkamm65]

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina?

Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are handicapped.

[SupremeCommander]

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and ass?

She only stuffs through her mouth.

[Teneksi]

Oh. I get it... the dog is watching the burglar o noes