Poll

In Soviet Russia...

Car drives you!
37 (56.1%)
...jokes are unfunny.
29 (43.9%)

Total Members Voted: 66

Author Topic: In soviet russia...  (Read 10930 times)

I have no idea why. But these jokes always crack me up. Post any good ones here.

In Soviet Russia, you don't drink water, water drinks you.

These jokes are unfunny.


In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at you.

In Republic Russia, the parliament votes for YOU.

In soviet Russia, thread locks you.

In soviet russia, it is like any other place.

In Soviet Russia, Gun Shoots You!

In Soviet Russia, Gun Shoots You!
In Soviet Russia, thread bumps you.

In Soviet Russia, thread calls YOU gay.

In Soviet Russia, nothing happens because it fell down almost 20 years ago just like this joke.

Hoes does this "joke" even make sense? How was it made?

in soviet russia, russian reversals created Yakov Smirnoff

In Soviet Russia, baby aborts you!

In Democratic Russia, you want them!