In soviet russia...

[sorrel]

In soviet Russia plants smoke you.

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In Soviet Russia, jokes tell you.

[Daedalus]

In soviet Russia...
...you still run away from Chuck Norris :I

No, but seriously:
In soviet Russia, TEAM IS CREDIT TO SANDVICH

[Pi]

In Soviet Russia, Post buttons post you.

[Daedalus]

In Soviet Russia, Post buttons post you.

Wait, but you don't post post buttons. :I

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In Soviet Russia, you annoy trolls.

[Loopyla1]

In Soviet Russia, bandwagons jump on you!

[DrMobius]

In Soviet Russia, bandwagons jump on you!

that would hurt

[Loopyla1]

that would hurt

And this wouldn't?

In soviet Russia plants smoke you.

[Atomshock]

In Soviet Russia, stuff stuffs you.

[Loopyla1]

In Soviet Russia, stuff stuffs you.

So that's what mommy was trying to tell me...

[Joekirk]

in soviet Russia road fork YOU

[SeventhSandwich]

In the United States: You shoot gun

In Soviet Russia: Gun shoots you.


This is the only joke that makes sense.

[Narkro555]

In soviet russia, people thought it was intresting to put a single bullet into a 6-shooter and pass it around, pull the trigger once, and hope their brains don't splatter the person next to them too much. Or not...

[SeventhSandwich]

In soviet russia, people thought it was intresting to put a single bullet into a 6-shooter and pass it around, pull the trigger once, and hope their brains don't splatter the person next to them too much. Or not...

Another joke that makes sense:

In USA, You clean up murder,

In Soviet Russia, Murder CLEANS UP you.