Wow, if you can't even get into Swholli's league, you're pretty loving bad.
Dude, you have no reason to even talk to me. You don't even know me. Now you're resorting to petty insults too?
Man, you're a bigot, you're arrogant, and frankly you're just a jerk.
I'm sorry we can't all be as attractive and as witty as you are. Please, oh mighty 13 year old, smite me and my pitiful thinking. I mean I thought having a car and money and getting older would be great, but now I realize that I'm just a spec in comparison to this god on earth.
Please forgive me making blah. Please. Forgive me!
I AM SO ASHAMED!