Sorry for no pix.
:c
But this is 100% true.
It happened a few months ago, and I only got inspired to post it after another guy went about some drama topic in a server.
So, here it is.
*ahem*
Once upon a time...
A man named Error starts a 3 player max server for him and his friend.
Why 3 player? Because back then Error just got RTB and didn't know how to change server player limit in-game. So he wouldn't know if the friend wanted to invite one of his friends.
So, la dee da dee da. They are building some special office thingy for a secret project.
Then, some guy with a stupid name like "Cody4535346436346" or something comes in the server. He kind of is annoying, and I tell him the server is private. No responce. So I ban him for 5 minutes.
About 20 seconds later, he IRCs me.
"OMG! WHY DID U DO THT"
"Well, um, let's see. 1: You refused to go out of my private server. 2: You were being annoying."
*some small talk here that isn't important that I forget*
"DUD, U MADE ME CRY IN REAL LIE. >:("
"Woah. How old are you, 7?!"
"IM 9 U LITL PICE OF..."
"/ignore"
Then he sends me about 8 other messages before ragequitting. Because of /ignore, I didn't know what he said after that. Probably something like "im telling my mommy u litl meanie nub. i wil get u reportd by th servr admins and u wil be band from evry bl server olololololoololololololololol oluylhthyltrgr"
Discuss.
If this guy happens to be your best friend, then you deserve to jump into a- SWIMMIN POO OF CHOCLAT
