Poll

What would be your choice of a tool against the alien invaders?

A crowbar and Mp7 SMG. (Getcha Freeman on.)
2 (5.7%)
A SPAS12 and USP. (Holy hell. thats pretty devastating.)
2 (5.7%)
A alien weapon. (Unknown.)
3 (8.6%)
SHOOP DA WOOP (wtf?)
3 (8.6%)
A combat knife and a katana. (NINJA!)
0 (0%)
A alien vehicle. (Unknown.)
1 (2.9%)
A monkey. (Wtf?)
0 (0%)
Pie. (YAY!!!)
0 (0%)
A M4. (Human.)
2 (5.7%)
Vulcan MiniGun Laser Blaster. (Alien.)
0 (0%)
Cake!(EVENMOARYAYS)
0 (0%)
A AK47 with acog and a pump-action shotgun.
3 (8.6%)
The Solanum Virus (Bringing a zombie apocalypse.)
0 (0%)
A RAINBOW RAYY! (For all those people who saw someones certain avatar with rainbows being firedo ut of someones mouth!)
2 (5.7%)
A giant letter that you stole off of Walmart.
3 (8.6%)
Peace.
6 (17.1%)
Busted Beer bottle (Glass)
0 (0%)
OTHER. (Something not on the list)
5 (14.3%)
A half life 1 barnacle (O.o Doom has Come.)
0 (0%)
KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN! (Restricted to Black Voters only, and KFC is toxic to aliens if they came.)
3 (8.6%)

Total Members Voted: 35

Author Topic: What would be YOUR Weapon during an alien invasion?  (Read 3683 times)

Nothing, because theres a 50/50 probability that the species would be stupider but have been alive longer than us.

If an alien race even decides to invade this stuffhole, obviously their weapons would be far more advanced than ours.
The human race is stubborn

A Berreta .50 Cal with heartbeat sensor, 8x zoom thermal scope, and with FMJ (full metal Jacket) bullets with a combat knife. If I am allowed a secondary, I would get A desert eagle with extended magazines.
Heartbeat sensors do not exist.

Actually chasey, they do in Mw2.


Actually chasey, they do in Mw2.
Real life ! = MW2.

Sorry, I forgot! [/sarcasm]

Hm, funny that no one chose the mp7 + laser crowbar but me, or the solanum virus to make zombie aliens.

I would grab the nearest thing I could hit something with.

Either a
*Crowbar
*Baseball Bat
*Shovel
*A Glass Bottle
*A Kitchen Knife

Aliens probably couldn't breathe oxygen, nor would be accustomed to this gravity, nor would they have any resistance against diseases. I'm not too worried.

Aliens probably couldn't breathe oxygen, nor would be accustomed to this gravity, nor would they have any resistance against diseases. I'm not too worried.
if we have space suits
im pretty sure they do too.


I'd use a rocket shuttle
and GTF off earth

I would use a Canadian stripper...
 :cookieMonster:

I chose rainbow ray.

I don't have that avatar anymore.  :cookieMonster:

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