Swiss army knife

[Tom Gunn]

The French are only good for one thing, Vintage wines.

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[RMS Gigantic]

The French are only good for one thing, Vintage wines.

Not to mention giving massive sections of land to Germany in every major war as well as some minor ones.

[WhoDa?]

Elsass Lothringen
lololo

[Dodger]

Not to mention giving massive sections of land to Germany in every major war as well as some minor ones.

And to also act like snobs to American tourists.

[Loopyla1]

And to also act like snobs to Americans tourists.

Fixed.

[Vulgus]

I like opening the scissors fully, Snapping it shut, and fencing with it while saying "I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen"

[Qwepir]

Not to mention giving massive sections of land to Germany in every major war as well as some minor ones.

Get your head out of your ass.
Read this:
http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-stuff-national-stereotypes.html
and then look at this:
http://www.militaryfactory.com/battles/french_military_victories.asp

Also, in case you didn't notice, France won World War I. And what happened to France at the beginning of WWII happened to a bunch of surrounding countries as well.

[Vulgus]

This can be useful in several situations. Mine, for instance has a Wood saw, Serrated edge scissors, A Blade (of course), and a screwdriver.
useful for Gutting the sh** out of someone.

[Zaran]

I have one that my mom picked up in Switzerland about 25 years ago.

[Qwepir]

useful for Gutting the sh** out of someone.

Congratulations, you're a dumbass.

[Zaran]

Also, in case you didn't notice, France won World War I. And what happened to France at the beginning of WWII happened to a bunch of surrounding countries as well.

Really?

[Bisjac]

i have a swiss army knife that is JUST the knife tool.
it resharpens really well and its nice

[Qwepir]

url=http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html

Yes really.

[Loopyla1]

Yes really.

lul

[Ronin]

tl;dr France fell victim to having too many colonies.