How to make a time machine.

[SeventhSandwich]

In this game, We set up the steps to making a time machine.

You should have less then 5 steps in your post.


I'll start.

1. Take Microwave and attach to Motorcycle.

2. Place amp tubes in microwave and run wires from base to motorcycle engine.

3. Encase the wires in plutonium casing as to avoid unecessary destruction of the universe.


Now it's your turn.


Additional rules:
This is a motorcycle that you will ride to pass through time.
Try not to stray too far from the pass.

[Ad Bot]

[Sarge]

1. Place Flux Capacitor inside a microwave.

2. Attach microwave to portable ARC welder generator.

3. Punch in the year on the microwave (IE: 1950 = 19:50) and start.

4. ???

5. Profit!

[SeventhSandwich]

1. Place Flux Capacitor inside a microwave.

2. Attach microwave to portable ARC welder generator.

3. Punch in the year on the microwave (IE: 1950 = 19:50) and start.

4. ???

5. Profit!

Ignoring 3, 4, and 5. I decide when we go.


1. Place crystals in generator.

2. Cover top of microwave in tin foil to avoid radioation.

3. Duct tape rig to motorcycle.

[duke 838]

Actually believe you are traveling through time, close your eyes and actually believe it, it is nearly impossible to believe but if you truly believe it it will happen :)

[Chrono]

1. Take an iPhone from a handicapped friend that has one.
2. Download a time machine app.
3. Attach to motorcycle.

[SeventhSandwich]

1. Take an iPhone from a handicapped friend that has one.
2. Download a time machine app.
3. Attach to motorcycle.

1. Take wires from flux capacitor, run them through a transistor and place them on the Iphone.

2. Jailbreak Iphone with motorcycle.

[pixl]

Put crystals on cart
push cart into triple beams

owait wrong expirimentation

[LegendZ]

Put crystals on cart
push cart into triple beams

owait wrong expirimentation

Don't make us die inside through the shock of being pulled out of our current timeline please 

[Chrono]

1. Remove motorcycle engine.
2. Apply butter toast to the back of a cat, butter side up.
3. Place paradox cat in place of the engine.
4. Ride motorcycle with a microwave in your arms.

[pixl]

NO, RENESANCE CASCADE YOU FOOL!

[pixl]

1. Remove motorcycle engine.
2. Apply butter toast to the back of a cat, butter side up.
3. Place paradox cat in place of the engine.
4. Ride motorcycle with a microwave in your arms.

Sounds more like 12 O CLOCK LUNCH

[Regulith]

NO, RENESANCE CASCADE YOU FOOL!

Pojmem renesance (též renezance) je označován umělecký sloh a historická epocha trvající od 14. do 17. století. Vyznačoval se mj. zesvětštěním, individualismem a návratem k antice.
Pojem znovuzrození (rinascenza) byl poprvé užit pro období rozkvětu umění a vědy, které začalo na konci 13. století v Itálii, italským historikem Giorgio Vasarim v roce 1550. Pojem renesance je francouzský překlad užitý francouzským historikem Jules Micheletem a dále rozšířený švýcarským kunsthistorikem Jacobem Burckhardtem v 19. století.
Během poslední čtvrtiny 20. století se někteří historikové začali vyjadřovat v tom smyslu, že renesancí mohlo být více. Uvažuje se o renesanci 12. století a již zavedeným a obecně přijímaným pojmem je karolinská renesance. Dále je výraz užíván ve spojení s národními procesy v tomto období, např. anglická renesance, italská renesance at

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[pixl]

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[Skip]

No one make a time machine.
Don't want any idiots to make paradoxes.

[LegendZ]

Where is the motor cycle?
And the toaster?