Whenever I read his text, I always hear that whispering narrator from those Binder & Binder commercials in my head.
At first it bothered me, but then I stopped really caring.
When I read text, I hear it in my head nice and loud. When I read Emersons text, I hear a quiet female Asian (because of avatar) voice. Not to flame, just saying
I hear a generic chibi high pitched anime girl.