God damnit, have to write a speech.

[Vulgus]

Here say "John F Kennedy was- HOLY CRAP!" (Point behind you and run away)

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[Chriz]

Plan 2: Paint what the wall behind you look like on a canvas, Then while everybody's looking for charles manson jump behind it.

Its foolproof!

Here say "John F Kennedy was- HOLY CRAP!" (Point behind you and run away)

I might just say 'John F. Kennedy was a great HOLY stuff WHAT IS THAT!' and run.