Favorite TV Show Quotes

[King of losers]

The name says it all, but if your too stupid to understand here's how to do it:

Just post TV show quotes that you like.

Example:"Damnit Dale I'm going to kick your ass!"

Then post the name of the show like so:

"King of The Hill"

Simple.

[Ad Bot]

[Ryuu]

That's like cutting off my richard and shoving it up my ass.

I forgot. c:

[Madmitten]

"strickland Prhopane"

[Sebster 105]

It's like trying to wire a plug wearing boxing gloves - its always gonna end in tears

[Hugums]

"I'm sick of yous stuff, so here's what we're going to do. We're going to make a stupid jar and everytime you do or say something stupid we're going to put a nickel in that jar. And once that jar is nice and full I'm going to beat you over the head with it."
-Doctor Mahoney
            Scrubs.

[Regulith]

"Life's like a bucket of wood shavings, except when the wood shavings are in a pail, then it's like a pail of wood shavings."

     ~Spongebob

[snot2]

omlette du fromage

"If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tenticles on my art."

[goobler402]

"Bobby, to be a member, you must drink dog blood."


-King of the hill

[Madmitten]

"I'm sick of yous stuff, so here's what we're going to do. We're going to make a stupid jar and everytime you do or say something stupid we're going to put a nickel in that jar. And once that jar is nice and full I'm going to beat you over the head with it."
-Doctor Mahoney
            Scrubs.

he shoulda put in in a sock
less blood splatter

[Kapturrith]

"Now, as you plant your seed into the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you."  -The Office

[King of losers]

"I nominate you for biggest douche bag in the universe."

- South Park

[goobler402]

Sandy:Who would want to get all hot and swetty anyway?
Spongebob:Ya, and dirty
Sandy:Ya, we both know who would get to the top first.
Both:ME!

~Spongebob.

[Madmitten]

"Who would want think to get all hot and dirty." "Ya and swetty." "Ya, and we both know who would get to the top first..." "ME!" "*Bothlaughs"


~spongebob.

[Kapturrith]

"Hmm. I've been giving Gary this stuff for years and I don't even know what it tastes like....BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."  "What is it?"  "I don't know. I feel...a disturbance."

-Spongebob

[snot2]

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