School experiences

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One time in 1st grade, there was a race to the end of the playground and tons of 5th graders kept throwing these big dodgeballs to us. Not 1 person knew what was happening.

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[HaloHalo]

This one kid in my class brought a fake gun to school, panted it black like a real gun, got sent to the principals office, and now he's in a special school for 5 weeks.

[Sabbin]

This one kid in my class brought a fake gun to school, panted it black like a real gun, got sent to the principals office, and now he's in a special school for 5 weeks.

Wow, they didn't see the word NERF in big letters on the side?

[Deathwishez]

In 2nd grade, I beat the hell out of this dude for taking my glasses. I gave him a concusion and broke his arm. I also got suspended for 3 days.

Luckily, I no longer have anger issues and I wear contacts. :)

[Osak]

Wow, they didn't see the word NERF in big letters on the side?

I assume that he painted the letters black. It depends on distance.

[MasterCookie]

Monday, These kids were fighting over a seat in front of me, and they got in a fist fight... It was fun watching :D

[Deathwishez]

Monday, These kids were fighting over a seat in front of me, and they got in a fist fight... It was fun watching :D

That reminds me of the fight in my gym class last year. It was two black chicks, and one of them ripped the shirt and bra off of the other.

[No, FROHman Elite!]

In 2nd grade, I beat the hell out of this dude for taking my glasses. I gave him a concusion and broke his arm. I also got suspended for 3 days.

Luckily, I no longer have anger issues and I wear contacts. :)

You're so tough.

[Mr.LoLHaX]

Well, it isn't much of  a story but I want to tell.

My substitute for my 9th Block teacher had a very mean reputation. Lets call him Bill. So if you talked he sent you out of the room. Because of that one of my friends named <anonymous> asked him do you like potatoes. He got sent out. Another yelled "I NEED A TAMPON!" another said "Damn dog I gotta piss!" and finally somebody asked right before I did "Can I get sent out" By the end of the block about half the class was sent out. They all got picked up by security. Stupid Substitute.

[Burger]

Well, it isn't much of  a story but I want to tell.

My substitute for my 9th Block teacher had a very mean reputation. Lets call him Bill. So if you talked he sent you out of the room. Because of that one of my friends named <anonymous> asked him do you like potatoes. He got sent out. Another yelled "I NEED A TAMPON!" another said "Damn dog I gotta piss!" and finally somebody asked right before I did "Can I get sent out" By the end of the block about half the class was sent out. They all got picked up by security. Stupid Substitute.

More like disrespectful kids. I would never do anything to purposely get myself in trouble, they are just handicapped.

[SeventhSandwich]

That reminds me of the fight in my gym class last year. It was two black chicks, and one of them ripped the shirt and bra off of the other.

Racial Cat Fight.


Rrrr...

[tay104]

Alright, get this stuff.  When I was in 2nd grade, this little starfish in my class got hungry and it was snacktime, so when I went to the bathroom he decided to eat my forgetin' chocolate pudding cup.  Then I'm looking for my pudding and that forgeter is sitting in his god damn chair eating MY chocolate pudding cup, which was my absolute favorite and the only thing that let me know that my dad actually gave a forget about me.  So I raise me some hell and the teacher comes over and makes him flip his punishment card thing, which was a big deal back then.  I felt better, but I went hungry during that snack time.  I also continue to give him stuff over it, just to be a richard.


Moral of the story, don't forget with my chocolate pudding cup, bitch.

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Moral of the story, don't forget with my chocolate pudding cup, bitch.

What if it's vanilla pudding?

[tay104]

What if it's vanilla pudding?

Vanilla's my second choice, so I don't care as much.  It's the chocolate pudding that really gets to me.

[MaxNikkos]

I was playing rugby and I got my testicles stomped with sprigs! One nut had to be fixed up at the hospital... I don't know what they did though, I was 5...