Oh, wow. All this stuff happens when my computer dies and I'm stuck using this stuffty one that will never hope to be able to handle Portal.
1. Stuff happening on March 11th
2. I just today realized that March 11th is a Thursday and today is Thursday.
3. March 11th is 6 days from now.
4. I'm getting my new comp on March 22nd.
5. Thursday is the 4th day of the week.
6. Today is March 4th
7. March is the 3rd month of the year.
8. Match 11th is my birthday
11 + 22 = 33 (A number with 2 threes, 2 digits, is the sum of 2 numbers with 2 digits and ones with 2 twos. The last installment in the series was Half Life 2 Episode 2.)
4 + 6 = 8 (Also to sum of 2 fours. Refer to numbers 5 and 6.)
33 + 8 = 41
41 - 3 = 38
33, dropping the ones digit and replacing it with 8, is 38.
HL2 Episode 2 has 22 Steam achievements
Portal has 15 Steam achievements, counting the new one.
Valve added 1 new Steam achievement to Portal.
22 + 15 + 1 = 38
WHAT IT ALL MEANS: I am Gabe's son and Episode Three is being released on my birthday in my honor.