I got hit in the head with a baseball...

[Darkhawk]

someone pushed me too fast on the monorail and i did a full backflip, and landed flat on my stomach, thus knocking all the wind out of me.
I hate it when that happensyou're deeply loved :0

i hate that too. but i know that it is actually you having to much air, so i know to breathe out not in. i used to have seizures after i got the air knocked out of me because i tried to breathe in too hard.

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[Madmitten]

I also remember I was in daycare, and somebody hit me with a tricycle. They ran me over and I got up, and my WHOLE FACE was scraped up in different places. Patches of scabs formed all over my face.

my 2st grade/kindergarten playground was formed of a sandy area with swingset and jungle gym, then about 20 feet away was the slide. and then in between there was concrete stairs leading to one giant grass playground.

Some girl was chasing me on the upper area and then i wasnt looking and fell down those stairs.
I got up crying and was like,
OH GAWD IM BLEEDING HALP

[Darkhawk]

my 2st grade/kindergarten playground was formed of a sandy area with swingset and jungle gym, then about 20 feet away was the slide. and then in between there was concrete stairs leading to one giant grass playground.

I some girl was chasing me on the upper area and then i wasnt looking and fell down those stairs.
I got up crying and was like,
OH GAWD IM BLEEDING HALP

WUT.
When i was in kindergarden i was running through the playground, i tripped on some douches backpack and fell facefirst into a wood pole, i had a chunk go straight through my lip.

[Madmitten]

OOOOOOOOOH
because of my moms stories, i dont usually get into those kind of situations.
except this one time i tried riding down the huge hill in my school with my bike.
I made a wrong turn and wound up flipping around and stuff like a gtaiv ragdoll after you jump out of a car going 100 mPH

[Comatose]

Once, in school, the teacher let us bring in our portables and we all played LAN. I killed this guy on SOCOM, and he threw his PSP in his backpack and yelled, "WHO THE forget IS iTECHIE!?" I raised my hand and he chucked a pencil toward my head.

[Darkhawk]

Once, in school, the teacher let us bring in our portables and we all played LAN. I killed this guy on SOCOM, and he threw his PSP in his backpack and yelled, "WHO THE forget IS iTECHIE!?" I raised my hand and he chucked a pencil toward my head.

Very nice.

[Comatose]

I know, I should shake his hand. 

[duke 838]

Topic made my day, i saw i got hit in the head with a basball i was like "haha" then i saw "it hurts" and i laughed allot and made this very post.

[ryu hayabusa]

My sister got hit in her temple by an aluminum bat when she was 5 or 6. Her skull was showing

[Destroyer]

One day me and some friends were playing soccer. My neighbor jumped in front of my shot. The shot I was taking was an extremely powerful kick. The soccer ball hit my neighbor right in the balls from 3 feet away. He was down for about 10 minutes. It was actually pretty funny.

[yoemex]

One day me and some friends were playing soccer. My neighbor jumped in front of my shot. The shot I was taking was an extremely powerful kick. The soccer ball hit my neighbor right in the balls from 3 feet away. He was down for about 10 minutes. It was actually pretty funny.

Why the forget did your neighbor come out of nowhere and jump right in front of you anyway?

[ryu hayabusa]

One day me and some friends were playing soccer. My neighbor jumped in front of my shot. The shot I was taking was an extremely powerful kick. The soccer ball hit my neighbor right in the balls from 3 feet away. He was down for about 10 minutes. It was actually pretty funny.

Yesterday for zero period, we played dodgeball in the wrestling room with volleyballs. The wrestling room is SMALL. 3 nut shots and several headshots. The first to get nutshot got hit so hard, he did a back flip in air and landed on his ass

[Antallion]

did you die?

[Blobeh]

did you die?

He has 3 more lives left now.

[onyx6]

what was that movie with the little midget dude and his friend and the midget dude kills his best friend's mom with a baseball?