Annoying? He's an absolute starfish, a completely legitiment starfish.
You keep misusing the word legitimate
legitimate
adjective |liˈjitəmit|
conforming to the law or to rules : his claims to legitimate authority. See note at genuine .
• able to be defended with logic or justification : a legitimate excuse for being late.
• (of a child) born of parents lawfully married to each other.
• (of a sovereign) having a title based on strict hereditary right : the last legitimate Anglo-Saxon king.
• constituting or relating to serious drama as distinct from musical comedy, revue, etc. : the legitimate theater.