What I don't understand is if they believe god created Us and everything else, get this, HE MADE IT SO WE COULD BE HOMOloveUAL.
Um, wow. Please support this statement. How the hell is it that "HE MADE IT SO WE COULD BE HOMOloveUAL"? If you can come up with some kind of reasonable argument, I'll leave you alone. I doubt you could, though. And a reasonable argument would not consist of
He gave us starfishS!
because the star fish is meant to be an exit for solid waste, not an entrance.