Lol I am watching Lockdown on NatGeo and this guy is serving 9 years for having love with his girlfriend after he turned 18 and she was still a freshman. Statutory rape FTL.
I wont have love with my girlfriend after the age of consent if she still isn't 17. Luckily most of the girlfriends I've had were within a month of my birthday.
Imagine if your hands broke off and you couldn't wank for 6 weeks, and you didn't have any access to your girlfriend/hoes. It would be horrible D: