Buying a taser?

[MasterCookie]

So we had stun guns and mace guns, but my dad said those are too dangerous (What if they have glasses, or if they have a knife so we can't get close enough).
So he gave me his credit card (Pics of the card, for those who don't believe me)  and told me to order 4 of these:
http://store.itaser.com/shared/StoreFront/default.asp?CS=tasermerch&StoreType=BtoC&Count1=757442653&Count2=674583077&__utma=-&__utmb=-&__utmx=-&__utmc=-&__utmz=-&__utmv=-&__utmk=38294271

(One for my mom, dad, younger brother, and me)
I told him why not just one or two, but he insisted that are personal safety was worth more than money

Discuss any self defense items, you've owned.

[Ad Bot]

[Kerog]

DON'T TASE ME BRO

[Mr.LoLHaX]

A carrot.

[MasterCookie]

What colors to get? D;

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Pink Red or blue.

[A.R.C.]

Do you live in mexico or some stuff?
Why do you need a taser?

[yoemex]

i want a taser :(

[yoemex]

Do you live in mexico or some stuff?
Why do you need a taser?

Very very offensive :(

[MasterCookie]

Do you live in mexico or some stuff?
Why do you need a taser?

I live in the ghettos Dawg!

Both of are neighbors were broken into, each down the roll.

[zookuw]

i want a taser :(

Why, whats the point?

[Tom Gunn]

...How about a gun?

Better to shoot them dead rather than them coming for you after getting out of prison.

[Skip]

Both of are neighbors were broken into, each down the roll.

What?

[Loopyla1]

...How about a gun?

Better to shoot them dead rather than them coming for you after getting out of prison.

Taze while wearing a ski mask

[yoemex]

Why, whats the point?

It would look fun to taze stuff :D

[MasterCookie]

It's not just some thing for fun (might be for yoemex)
It's for my personal safety!

...How about a gun?

Better to shoot them dead rather than them coming for you after getting out of prison.

You go to prison if you do, even in self defense.
It offers 30 seconds of down time. So plenty of time to get away!

What?

First house down the street, than second, then third.

Taze while wearing a ski mask

It marks with id tags, mini ones. And it goes through stuff 4 inch thick. If thats what you were saying.

It would look fun to taze stuff :D

You're an idiot each cartiliage cost around 60 bucks. It's not a toy.
You don't just go around shooting stuff.