So here's the story. I had a sore throat yesterday, and the strange thing about when I have a sore throat, is that I don't eat or drink anything. So today when I woke up around 2:30 PM, I wandered over to the cabinet, and had myself the most diabolical mug of hot chocolate anyone could ever concieve. I poured in a tiny bit of cocoa powder, and then proceeded to dump in approximately five packets of marshmallows. A few minutes after fiendishly shoving the mixture into my mouth like a deranged monkey, I headed over to the fridge, took out a nice Fuji apple, and attacked it with a knife whilst cackling maniacally and tearing apart each piece with my teeth in a horrible apple juice-bath of insanity. Now here I sit, pondering my next kill. I'm planning on cooking four hotdogs, ordering a pizza, and reenacting the Holocaust with my mouth.
And that is precisely why I will most likely never develop anorexia. Any period of not consuming anything always results in a violent food orgy.
So what was the most food you have ever ate in one sitting, and do you hate how sore throats feel as much as me? Explain in two or more sentences.
