This handicap on STEAM sent my friend a message about free games.
My friend: friend
Guy: Boobies.
My friend: You trying to get my account, eh?
Guy: Of course I am! Now go to the site.
My friend: Go and hack someone else.
Guy: Okaisure.
My friend: Hey wait, lemme send a friend request to you.
Guy: Sweet!
I laughed soooo damn hard when he told me this.