Author Topic: Tom Mabe  (Read 893 times)

Prankster in the form of harassing telemarketers without them knowing.

http://www.tommabe.com/youtube.php
http://www.tommabe.com/videos.php
In text form...
[Tom Mabe]
[Telemarketer]

Hello?
Yes, can I speak with Tom Mabe?
Who's calling?
This is Mike ____. You've been selected to receive a free digital satellite system. With this-
Let me ask you something. Were you a friend of Mr. Mabe?
No, I'm just calling to offer-
Hold that thought. [Speaking away from phone] Get pictures of the body, and dust for prints. [Speaks back at the telemarketer] Mike, you there? Let me bring you up to speed. You've called a murder scene. Mr. Mabe is no longer with us. I'm Officer Clark. I'm conducting a homicide investigation. What was the nature of your business with Mr. Mabe?
I...I had no buisiness with him. I'm sorry to have bothered you-
I want to ask you to stay on the phone. This call has already been traced, and we may need you to come in for questioning.
No, you don't understand. I'm just-
No, you don't understand - unless you want to be charged with obstruction of justice, its imperative that you keep your ass on the phone.
How about you just talk with my supervisor-
We'll get to your supervisor. First, give me your whereabouts.
Forty West __, Littleton, Colorado
[Speaking away from the phone] Get the Littleton Police Department on the phone. Tell them that he's being sought in connection with a fatal shooting.
You're calling the Littleton Police? I'm hundreds of miles away! I don't even know the guy.
It's just a formality. Now, where were you last night between the hours of eight and ten?
I'm not feeling comfortable about any of this.

And so on, its not a complete nor exact version of the actual conversation, its a lot funnier if you just go watch the video.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2010, 09:21:29 PM by Conan »

I saw it before. I laughed hard.

"Were you his gay lover?"
« Last Edit: March 13, 2010, 09:24:32 PM by Sarge »


Lol.

Anyways, old.
Yet still hilarious. This guy's a professional.

"Cute little Mexican midget"

Updated OP with the page with his videos. For the lazy ones.