Author Topic: Anyone here have really obnoxious siblings?  (Read 5142 times)

1 little sister
4 words: Biggest. loving. Brat. Ever.

The plot thickens.

Tell me more about this brat of yours.

Technically, my cousins aren't meh siblings.

But they come litterally every other day.

There all 5,6,8,8.

I die every other day.

So basically ignorant.

Dude, that's awesome.

Just tell them that some guy you don't like has candy, and BAM, problem solved.

Even if there wasn't a problem to begin with!
That wasn't literal, it's just a metaphor of how obnoxiously annoying they are.

Meh, I don't have a problem with siblings.

The only problem is that them two fight amongst each other so I just go on my laptop and sigh.

My older abusive brother. He is 15, and the size of a football player. This starfish abuses me everyday. If he dies on Cod he will hit me until he is satisfied. He thinks he is hot stuff because he has like 8 accounts on PS3. This stuffface is greasy as forget, and hasn't talked to a girl. He says I have no life, and that I am a FATforget. /agreed. Yes, I am a fatforget, but you are one ugly ass forget who will end up beating his wife, going to jail, and loving rotting in hell.

My older sister never annoyed me, she just stabbed me 3 times, once with a pencil into my neck she broke off, once with a knife in my shoulder, and once with a letter opener on the back of my head. She also broke my nose with a bat and knocked me out and then threw a brick on my head after. You know the average older sister.

I get along with my family just fine. We aren't the happiest people but I wouldn't want anything but my family.

Edit: Err, except for my dad who doesn't live with me or any of my siblings... thankfully.

My older abusive brother. He is 15, and the size of a football player. This starfish abuses me everyday. If he dies on Cod he will hit me until he is satisfied. He thinks he is hot stuff because he has like 8 accounts on PS3. This stuffface is greasy as forget, and hasn't talked to a girl. He says I have no life, and that I am a FATforget. /agreed. Yes, I am a fatforget, but you are one ugly ass forget who will end up beating his wife, going to jail, and loving rotting in hell.
Smash his CoD disk and tell him that it's a stuff game to begin with. After all, he gets frustrated with it easily.

My brother has ADHD
if you think ADHD is a lie you shouldn't meet him.
He will do anything for attention. He is really good at bugging the forget out of people. He says he does it on purpose and that is a hobby. He knows how to get on your bad side. He screams, he makes noises that would make an alarm clock cry. He will not give up no matte how much you attempt to ignore him. Finally when I snap, I punch him in the arm and tell him to shut up. He then says that I am the worst brother in the world. "You punched me for no reason!" I don't punch him often ane I don't enjoy punching him.
god, I need to escape.

Smash his CoD disk and tell him that it's a stuff game to begin with. After all, he gets frustrated with it easily.
Just might, not only that, I sprained my ankle, he kicked my foot and I fell down the loving stairs.