Anyone here have really obnoxious siblings?

[Sarge]

My older abusive brother. He is 15, and the size of a football player. This starfish abuses me everyday. If he dies on Cod he will hit me until he is satisfied. He thinks he is hot stuff because he has like 8 accounts on PS3. This stuffface is greasy as forget, and hasn't talked to a girl. He says I have no life, and that I am a FATforget. /agreed. Yes, I am a fatforget, but you are one ugly ass forget who will end up beating his wife, going to jail, and loving rotting in hell.

It's the law of nature. If you're the younger sibling, you're bound to get beat up.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr.LoLHaX]

My Brother has Downs.

No joke

So how does that make him annoying?

It's the law of nature. If you're the younger sibling, you're bound to get beat up.

I am the younger brother of a lineman in football. He is just like a teddy bear, and wouldn't hurt a fly.

Well...

[Deathwishez]

I've got an evil twin brother.

And yes, he's real.

He is a drug addict (Addicted to: Weed, Crack, Cheese, Heroine, Meth, and Cocaine), he loves to steal (He's a kelptomaniac), he's been to 2 psychiactric help facilities, and is currently in Utah going through his third. He's broken into 247 houses, and stolen over $30,000 worth of items. In two weeks, he gets out of the help center, and comes home. Because he's on probation, if when he forgets up again, he'll be gone for at least 10 years.

Oh yeah, he's also abusive towards my mother. My brother and I have gotten into numerous fights. I have many scars on my body due to him always fighting with a knife. He also hates me, my girlfriend, my friends, our mom, and the rest of our family. He's been an arrogant and abusing sibling ever since day one.

This is one of the 22 stuff factors in my life.

[SeventhSandwich]

My brother has ADHD
if you think ADHD is a lie you shouldn't meet him.
He will do anything for attention. He is really good at bugging the forget out of people. He says he does it on purpose and that is a hobby. He knows how to get on your bad side. He screams, he makes noises that would make an alarm clock cry. He will not give up no matte how much you attempt to ignore him. Finally when I snap, I punch him in the arm and tell him to shut up. He then says that I am the worst brother in the world. "You punched me for no reason!" I don't punch him often ane I don't enjoy punching him.
god, I need to escape.

HOW TO CURE ADHD:


1. Attract brother into room, with Dr. Pepper.

2. Tie brother to chair

3. Equip wi-fi camera to wall viewing him

4. Soundproof door by shoving t-shirts around the bottom

5. Go outside and observe via laptop

6. Watch him freak out and his face turn red from nothing to appease him with.

7. Do not release him until he is asleep.

8. Do not wake him up while releasing him.

9. Enjoy your new brother.

[pixl]

I doubt that
he would be sobby for a while
but a week or two later he would be ok with me again and be an starfish.
He is way better on his meds

[Deathwishez]

HOW TO CURE ADHD:


1. Attract brother into room, with Dr. Pepper.

2. Tie brother to chair

3. Equip wi-fi camera to wall viewing him

4. Soundproof door by shoving t-shirts around the bottom

5. Go outside and observe via laptop

6. Watch him freak out and his face turn red from nothing to appease him with.

7. Do not release him until he is asleep.

8. Do not wake him up while releasing him.

9. Enjoy your new brother.

Easier way.

Caffine has an opposite effect on ADHA people. So giving them an energy drink would be like giving someone sleeping pills. It works on both of my ADHA friends.

[Regulith]

god, I need to escape.

[SeventhSandwich]

When I was 8 I was diagnosed with ADHD.

Now supposedly I'm ADD.


I don't believe this for 2 reasons.

1. I can pay attention fine

2. The original diagnosis was done by a guy who HAS ADD, AND cheated on his wife.

The only reason I'm supposedly ADD is because I have a habit of talking out in class.

[Raeyok]

I'm an only child, and I like it. I don't have to share anything.

However, one of my friends has a sister that I can absolutely not stand to be around. She constantly shouts commands - not requests, but things like, "Make me a sandwich, I'm hungry!" - at her parents. The worst part is, they think nothing of it. Most of the time they complete her demands, too. Plus, she has a total lack of manners, and I'm pretty sure she hates me.

[pixl]

When I was 8 I was diagnosed with ADHD.

Now supposedly I'm ADD.


I don't believe this for 2 reasons.

1. I can pay attention fine

2. The original diagnosis was done by a guy who HAS ADD, AND cheated on his wife.

The only reason I'm supposedly ADD is because I have a habit of talking out in class.

I have ADD, for real though. Until I was diagnosed with it I always had trouble concentraiting. One of my teachers gave me a one legged chair to help me concentrait. So add is real but some doctors might misdiagnose someone for it

[Madmitten]

my little brother bugs me about playing games and going to bed on time.
and doing my chores and stuff.
he has chores, but apparently doing them is a "choice"

[Tonce]

both my brothers are friends

[Cheemo]

I have 5 siblings, but I don't live with any of them. Boys are: 2, 23, 22
Girls: 26, 21. The only one that bothers me is the 2 year old because he constantly throws fits and smacks his mother.

[zackin5]

I have 2 younger siblings, one is a girl and she "thinks" I'm crazy (It seems to be the popular thing to think of me as all her friend do)
And all but one of my cousins are girls, they also "think" I'm crazy. and my only guy cousin lives on the other side of the country.

It's hell.

[TheJedden12]

I have 2 brothers 1 sister my sister is 15 (Hayley) 2 brothers are Michael and Joe :P Michael and Joe are both 6 and twins

and michael goes crazy when i say "Computer" WTF??

i am 12 -_-