Man lives 256 years.

[Riot]

 Don't loving tell me this is old news.

 I've heard of him before but I thought to my self "That cannot be right, its illogical, science."

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[A.R.C.]

old news.

[Riot]

Fffffuu....

[duke 838]

Wow.

[dkamm65]

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[Slugger]

biblecigarettessaygoddidit

[Kalphiter]

bibecigarettessaygoddidit

What is a bibe?

[Sandvich]

Someone ate their vegetables! rice and wine!

[Smeeble]

allahdidit

[Blastdown]

“Keep a quiet heart, sit like a tortoise, walk sprightly like a pigeon and sleep like a dog.” These were the words of advice Li gave to Wu Pei-fu, the warlord, who took Li into his house to learn the secret of extremely long life.

Li maintained that inward calm and peace of mind were the secrets to incredible longevity. His diet after all, was mainly based on rice and wine.

Let's see who can beat the record first!

[Riot]

allahdidit

 Allah isn't cool for this, TECUCIZTECATL  did it.

[Smeeble]

Allah isn't cool for this.

i r muslim tho :<

[WhoDa?]

23:33 - [A-T]Athernar: Hmm, sounds suspect to me.
23:33 - Wodanta: is this even possible for organs to work that long
23:34 - [A-T]Athernar: it's wholly possible to live that long...
23:34 - [A-T]Athernar: IF
23:35 - [A-T]Athernar: You can somehow avoid cellular degredation
23:36 - Wodanta: But even if it is possible, wouldn't an average human suffer pain while being so old?
23:37 - [A-T]Athernar: that's linked to the cellular degredation thing
23:37 - [A-T]Athernar: look at it this way
23:37 - [A-T]Athernar: there is life on this planet that lives for only an hour
23:37 - [A-T]Athernar: yet we live for potentially hundreds of years
23:37 - [A-T]Athernar: and we're not the only ones either

[Tom Gunn]

Flying spaghetti monster guys.

[TheChaosCarrier]

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