Worship the God of the moving rocks.

[Riot]

 Stones that move on their own throughout the death valley. They leave trails behind them, their travel speed is unknown but is estimated around 3-5 years. Each stone moves at a different pace completely at random. No one can explain why this is happening, but there is picture proof.

 Link

[Ad Bot]

[Riot]

 No one is moving these things, I don't think this person would waste 5 years on this.

[Sarge]

I read about this. It's really interesting.

[Ryuu]

I read about this. It's really interesting.

[brickybob]

Stones that move on their own throughout the death valley. They leave trails behind them, their travel speed is unknown but is estimated around 3-5 years. Each stone moves at a different pace completely at random. No one can explain why this is happening, but there is picture proof.

 Link

inb4religion

[Riot]

inb4religion

 Your balls tied up by a long rope, then dragging you up a giant hill. 

[Tom Gunn]

I bet its vibrations that cause them to do this.

Just a thought.

[yuki]

It's not that amazing, all things considered. Did you know if you put a cold can of soda on a flat, smooth wood table, it will slide across the table on its own?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7usUQ3_jlPk
Due to condensation.

[Tom Gunn]

It's not that amazing, all things considered. Did you know if you put a cold can of soda on a flat, smooth wood table, it will slide across the table on its own?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7usUQ3_jlPk
Due to condensation.

Did you read that the rocks were doing it during the summer when they were not cold but dry?

[yuki]

Did you read that the rocks were doing it during the summer when they were not cold nor dry?

Yes. I'm not saying it's the same principle, I'm saying there ARE phenomena where inanimate objects move on their own.

[Tom Gunn]

Yes. I'm not saying it's the same principle, I'm saying there ARE phenomena where inanimate objects move on their own.

Ok, i misunderstood you there for a second.

[Sirrus]

Its the putting green of God's golf course.

Or putting brown. It's really quite dry there.

[Frenchfrie]

Get out from under your rock you just now found out about moving desert rocks?

[Tom Gunn]

Its the putting green of God's golf course.

Or putting brown. It's really quite dry there.

*Warning God playing golf, do not enter*

[TheChaosCarrier]

I believe this story, but that image that Riot linked looks completely fake to me.
The middle rock isn't even with the trail.