Blocklandify it!

[Colten]

A simple game making fun of the forums' tendency to overly exaggerate their stories.

To play, read the above story, blocklandify it, and then post a seperate 'true' story for the next poster.

Example:

Person 1:
My friend called some kid a friend, and the kid turned around and punched him in the stomach.

Person 2:
Me and my friend were just walking down the hallway talking about a new game, when out of nowhere this kid turns around begins to beat the stuff out of my friend. There was blood everywhere and my friend went unconscious. The kid tried to come after me but I beat him up, just in time for our school resource officer to get there and handcuff the kid. Paramedics came to school and took my friend to a hospital. He turned out ok though. The kid wound up going to Juvi for a few months.

I fell on the floor yesterday and hit my nose

If somebody is not playing the game correctly, ignore their post.
Ex: Kalphiter

Ill start:
I was walking down the street yesterday when I tripped and fell. I bumped my elbow on the cement.

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[dkamm65]

I was walking down the street yesterday when I tripped and fell. I bumped my elbow on the cement and I punched a hole through the sidewalk into the cities sewer system.


When I was 5 I fell down my basement stairs.

[Anti-Block]

I was walking down the street yesterday when I tripped and fell. I bumped my elbow on the cement.

I was walking down my lock, when all of a sudden, this 7.0 earthquake happened, which made a huge surge in the cement, which threw me into the power lines and landed on my dad's car. My elbow fell off and I had to get a prosthetic.

[dkamm65]

I was walking down the street yesterday when I tripped and fell. I bumped my elbow on the cement and I punched a hole through the sidewalk into the cities sewer system.


When I was 5 I fell down my basement stairs.

[Daedalus]

This topic isn't that great because by the time you have a good story, someone's already posted.

[Madmitten]

When I was 4 I was jumping around because i was so happy that I had finally gotten an N64. My dad had been repairing the stairs and i wasnt paying attention to where i was jumping so i fell down the stairs. I hit my head on his hammer and landed on his nails.
I had to go to the hospital but i bled to unconciousness in the car.
I was in a 20 day coma and had to get 50 stitches

[Anti-Block]

This topic isn't that great because by the time you have a good story, someone's already posted.
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This topic is utterly horrid because every single loving time you have an amazing folktale about flying penguins and aardvarks someone already made a poem about cheese whiz.

 

[Skip]

^ Quote fail.

[Colten]

Noone is doing this right :(
Also turn on the new post warning thing

EDIT: Dkamm's edit is right
Yay

[Anti-Block]

^ Quote fail.

forget.

[XaMMaX211]

Once, I stubbed my toe.

[Kalphiter]

I accidentally a whole server.

[Anti-Block]

I accidentally a whole server.

I can't make that any more Blocklandified.
:/

[Colten]

Antiblock you should just stop trying to play as youre not doing it right at all...
You didnt have to do anything to Kalphiters post as he didnt follow the directions, so you shouldve skipped to XaMMaX211 who Im using a reset point for the topic.

Once, I stubbed my toe.

One time I was running up the stairs when I stubbed my toe on the top step. I checked it and it was pouring blood all over the floor. My toenail was hanging off! I was rushed to the emergency room where I got a crapload of stitches. The doctor said if I hadnt rushed there, I wouldve died!

One time I fell into my pool

[Kalphiter]

and walked back out unharmed.