Blocklandify it!

[Sk8rGameFreak]

TRUE - Okay, I was at school, and this boy got arrested for throwing a rock and breaking some pregnant woman's windshield

BLOCKLANDIFIED - My friend got arrested because he butt raped my teacher in third hour in the bathroom, I was wondering why they were gone so long.

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[JJA0]

BLOCKLANDIFIED - My friend got arrested because he butt raped my teacher in third hour in the bathroom, I was wondering why they were gone so long.

Why the forget did she go with him? -.-

True: One time i fell in my pool and i forgot to take a breath and i thought i was drowning lol.

Blockdart: One time a giant tsunami came from the lake we live near and washed away everything and i survived by using my farts as a flotation device.

One time this kid brought a gun to school and...

[Sabbin]

True: Friend smacked me in the face hard and gave me a nosebleed cuz I P-ed him off.

BL-Ified: I made fun of my friend in front of everyone & he repeatedly beat me in the face until I bled all over. I had to have every bone in my... erm... Face broken. And a fractured skull.

EDIT: BL-ified makes me look freakin handicapped/weak/bad...

[Tom Gunn]

True: I rammed my cousins face into some concrete because he was being an arrogant snob.

Blocklandified: I rammed my cousins face into some concrete because he was being an arrogant snob.
No bones were harmed.

[Comatose]

True: My ass burned after I took a giant stuff.

BL-fied: I took a stuff and got off the toilet and noticed there was a BBQ smell. I looked down and my whole bottom torso was on fire. I tried to cool it down, but my legs burned off.

[dkamm65]

People are doing it wrong.

[RedSaturn]

People are doing it wrong.

This^sihT

[Sabbin]

People are doing it wrong.

oic

[Chrono]

It's hard to ignore a post when almost everyone is doing it wrong.

[Chrono]

TRUE - Okay, I was at school, and this boy got arrested for throwing a rock and breaking some pregnant woman's windshield

BLOCKLANDIFIED - My friend got arrested because he butt raped my teacher in third hour in the bathroom, I was wondering why they were gone so long.

Wrong.

Why the forget did she go with him? -.-

True: One time i fell in my pool and i forgot to take a breath and i thought i was drowning lol.

Blockdart: One time a giant tsunami came from the lake we live near and washed away everything and i survived by using my farts as a flotation device.

One time this kid brought a gun to school and...

Wrong.

True: I rammed my cousins face into some concrete because he was being an arrogant snob.

Blocklandified: I rammed my cousins face into some concrete because he was being an arrogant snob.
No bones were harmed.

Wrong.

True: My ass burned after I took a giant stuff.

BL-fied: I took a stuff and got off the toilet and noticed there was a BBQ smell. I looked down and my whole bottom torso was on fire. I tried to cool it down, but my legs burned off.

Wrong.

[Vulgus]

People are doing it wrong.

People did so horridly, people watching this started crying

Once I accidently stabbed myself

[Colten]

this forum is full of idiots :o

Anyway:

One time I was playing with a pair of scissors when I accidentally stabbed myself. Blood shot all over and there was so much blood that I almost drowned but luckily my mom came in and all the blood washed out the door. I then put a bandaid on my cut and it healed overnight!

One time my friend and me were walking down the street when some creep drove by in his car and looked at us

[Proog]

One time my friend and I were heading down an alleyway when a child enthusiast in a large van with free candy written on it rolled down the window and started staring at us. He then chased after us down town!

One time I accidentally an entire can of Coca Cola.

[Hugums]

One time I accidentally an entire can of Coca Cola then purposely an entire pouch of pop rocks and my stomach exploded. but it's ok cause my brother caught it all and stuffed it back in cause he's a doctor.

I ate some yogurt yesterday

[Chrono]

I vigorously opened a container of yogurt and began to eat it. There was an climax in my mouth and magical mayo started pouring out of the container.

I got hit by a man on a bike.