Blocklandify it!

[Menen]

None of these are blocklandish

[Ad Bot]

[Chrono]

lolk

[Colten]

I vigorously opened a container of yogurt and began to eat it. There was an climax in my mouth and magical mayo started pouring out of the container.

I got hit by a man on a bike.

One day I was walking and then I got hit by a man on a bike. My arms broke in two and the guy just laughed at me causing me to cry

Some noob spammed my server

[Wizard]

One day I was walking and then I got hit by a man on a bike. My arms broke in two and the guy just laughed at me causing me to cry

Some noob spammed my server

I was building the best project ever, a full-scale model of Paris, when literally 1,000 idiots came in and all somehow got super admin and full trust! They deleted everything and I didn't have a save so I can't give you any screenshots, sorry.

EDIT: Oh stuff didn't post something. "One time I forgot to post a reply properly in offtopic"

[LegendZ]

Niks.

One time I died.

[Syntho]

One time I was sitting down, but then exploded.

One time i drank some water, but then chocked.

[LegendZ]

One time, I drank 3 gallons of water nearly drowning me, but instead I glugged down everything so rapidly I chocked to death :c.
PS. Im now a zombie 

One time, I was born.

[Chrono]

My mother dropped me on purpose at birth when the doctor took me out and gave me to her.

The other day, some punks drove by and threw a rock at my brother.

[Syntho]

This one day two big football player size thugs drove by in a Cadillac and chucked giant ass boulders at my brother, ripping his head off.

Edit: One time I dropped a knife on my arm.

[brickybob]

Blockland Life;
A giant beam of pure energy gashed out of my throat into the sky, as a nuclear explosion unfolded.  Destroying all humanity and animal kingdoms.  Ashes blew their way down onto the ground.  Then a maniacal laugh unfolded, with a ear bleeding screech. 

Real life;
I burped.

[Syntho]

Blockland Life;
A giant beam of pure energy gashed out of my throat into the sky, as a nuclear explosion unfolded.  Destroying all humanity and animal kingdoms.  Ashes blew their way down onto the ground.  Then a maniacal laugh unfolded, with a ear bleeding screech. 

Real life;
I burped.

WRONG WRONG WRONG

This one day two big football player size thugs drove by in a Cadillac and chucked giant ass boulders at my brother, ripping his head off.

Edit: One time I dropped a knife on my arm.

[brickybob]

WRONG WRONG WRONG

I beg to differ, the point of the thread game is to overemphasize a everyday minor situation.  Such as tripping, brushing my teeth, etc.  The motions of life are ever-expanding so we're going to run out if we play by the value of your rules.  Viewing in my perspective?

Non-high IQ English:
I beg to differ, the point of the thread is to be dramatic about things that happen everyday.  Like tripping, brushing my teeth and so on.  The things that are possible are ever expanding.  If we play by your rules we will run out of ideas.  See what I mean?

[Chrono]

I beg to differ, the point of the thread game is to overemphasize a everyday minor situation.  Such as tripping, brushing my teeth, etc.  The motions of life are ever-expanding so we're going to run out if we play by the value of your rules.  Viewing in my perspective?

Incorrect. You take the normal situation supplied by the last line in the above post, and make it seem 10x worse. Then you write a separate situation underneath that for someone else to make worse.


Ontopic:

I was showing my friend my cool knife that would take an olympic wrestler to pick up. I waved it around like nothing because I'm 7' 8" and 850 pounds of pure muscle. He threw a book at me and I lost concentration and dropped the knive on my arm, severing it.

I have a disorder.

[Sabbin]

I have a disorder where I randomly have Hand seizures which make random spam all over the forums and BL. It's totally not my fault.

I only have the demo and can't get $20 because...

[Chrono]

I only have the demo and can't get $20 because...

Try a full statement.