PC vs MAC the final showdown. (I think the war's over)

[General Nick]

Yeah, Windows just likes to shut down or glitch whenever it feels like it. Either that or you had a subtle virus that just decided to screw with your laptop.

Buuuuullstuff. Maybe you should stop treating your computer like stuff and then it won't "glitch up" from all the viruses you got.

Like I said, it was probably a virus. And said virus would not have happened if the computer was a Mac. There are, what, ten billion known viruses for a PC? And three for a Mac? Maybe you should consider that your "Godly PC" is really just a horrific jumble of wires.

Yeah, do you know why there are barely half of the viruses made for Mac as there are for PC? Because big corporations rely on Windows-run servers to operate. Therefore the criminals that MAKE those viruses target Windows-operating computers. Because literally there are no high-up corporations that run on Mac OS X.

Well, I tried not to start a Mac Vs. Windows war, and all the PC fanboys went on their usual "MY PC IS BETTR11!11!!" sort of rampage.

If you took a list of pros and cons of Mac and Windows, it's obvious that Mac is better.

Do PC users like having billions of viruses? How about a huge pointless box and millions of wires? Or maybe the excess of unnecessary easy-to-hit buttons that screw things up? And don't you love having a hundred pop-ups a day saying "your six month trial for some crap that does nothing has expired". And the whole unreliable sleep-mode is wonderful. I love the totally scattered system settings. And it's great to know that Norton Antivirus is doing nothing to protect me against the gratuitous proportions of viruses, one of which can easily screw up your whole computer. Everyone loves how it gradually slows down over time. I personally love the random flashing lights that don't do crap. It's also really cool having virtually no good community software or a built in webcam. And it's great having the PC not being ready right out of the box. Instead, you have to read the manual, connect two-hundred wires, set up huge box, find a place where it fits, and then finally have loads of glitches (which is so fun!). PC is just wonderful.

tl;dr: WIRES WIRES WIRES OMG!

Pro loving tip: Technology only works when the god damn user is smart enough to use it.
To use Windows you need to have at least a damn basic education. Hell a public school kindergardener can operate a Windows computer.
To use a Mac you need to either be:

• An indie artist who sucks
• A douchebag
• A handicap
• Someone famous (see; A handicap)
• Have an education that is lower than middle school
• Be rich enough to actually spend money on something that can be bought for half as much.

I never splurted out bullstuff facts about Mac.

I stated very true facts about Windows.

Yeah okay. Here, let me go ahead and state "very true facts about Mac".

They're pieces of stuff with big price tags.
I'd rather be stuck on an island with no form of outside communication than use a Mac. Seriously, it IS driving a car with one pedal for forgets sake. OH HOLY stuff, NEW SOFTWARE UPDATE?! OMFGIMGOINGTOCUM.

Source:
www.suck_my_richard.com

Bitch you are ASKING for a god damn flame war. Done.

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[Carly]

You want war? I could sit here all night having a war with you PC fanboys.

[General Nick]

You want war? I could sit here all night having a war with you PC fanboys.

And I can sit all week taking a stuff on your arguments. Keep them coming.

[Carly]

I find it funny that the idiots who practically wipe their asses with the Windows logo do nothing to disprove my arguments except say "I cAN fIx my VIruSES!". If you were a Mac user, you wouldn't have those viruses in the first place! Why not stop trying to disprove the obvious and think of a few cons that happen with a Mac.

One mouse button? You can fix that by plugging in your precious PC two-button mouse into a Mac keyboard.

Less games? Oh no! The people who spend all day on the computer doing nothing but play games won't be able to play as many now! Heaven forbid you might go outside and lose weight!

More expensive? Would you rather pay money for a piece of stuff or a mount of gold?



Seriously, I'm sick of you Windows obsessors trying to prove that PC is better just because "Of the ten-thousand viruses I've gotten, none of them have screwed up my computer for more than a year"

That's the only thing that you guys on your side. You still get viruses. And a load of other glitches

[General Nick]

I don't get viruses. I haven't gotten a virus for a year now. No glitches have happened because of Windows as far as I know. Literally Windows works near perfect. I don't know what bullstuff you're pulling by like trying to disable automatic updates that actually FIX your damn copy of Windows so you'll stop bitching.

Where did I pull games? Nice job pulling that out of your ass. Mind taking your toy out of there too?

And are you stuffting me? There are tons of Mac viruses too. Not as much as Windows but your damn Macs aren't like literally loving virus proof.

And what points do you have on YOUR spotless, titanium-gold alloy side? None whatsoever. Literally all of your points have either been sliced up and sold to a chinese rice farmer to be eaten over the course of a week or turned around and bit back at you as per the "less games" thing you tried to prove. Thanks for bringing that up too, having fun playing chess? Too bad I can't join, I'm too busy with my friends playing a game that hasn't been played for the past two decades.

More expensive? Would you rather pay money for a piece of stuff or a mount of gold?

Well considering the "mount of gold" you call a Mac has failed me actually more than a few times, yes I'd rather pay for a Windows operating system.

[Kerog]

This thread was backfired greatly

[Carly]

I still find it funny that you've done nothing but try and disprove an obvious truth.

There are less viruses for a Mac. You can't disprove that. Your computer is probably ridden with viruses, but your Norton Wannabe Antivirus just doesn't detect them. And through all this, you still haven't come up with any good things about PC.

[General Nick]

Okay, first off the penguin isn't Mac. Good job being a dumb slut. Again.


Here's ALL of your points:

• No viruses
  FALSE. There are still hundreds of viruses for Mac just like Windows. No one is technically safe.
  
  
• Much faster
  FALSE. With the money spent on the best Mac available I could buy a computer that does MUCH better in performance.
  
  
• "Worth it" (aka rather spend more money for a Mac)
  FALSE. And stupid. Again with the money spent on the best Mac available you could practically bail out a local company from bankruptcy.
  
  Your whole argument sucks. Please again refer to this image.
  
  
  I can also guess your next post:
  

  I'm going to bluff and ignore every fact you state, and continue to pretend like I still have an argument. Be right back, I need to make sure that buttplug is still inserted deep up in my ass, just like the rest of my argument.

[Narkro555]

Oh dear, Carly's pissed about Macs. Like she always has done in-game.

Stop saying PCs are ugly. Typical of Mac users. The ugly-boxes-and-cords thing died out a long time ago.
Get off the notion of viruses, because Macs "Three" are probably the most lethal out there. I have never gotten a virus, thanks to Norton.
I don't understand what you mean about "unnecessary easy-to-hit buttons that screw things up", because on either platform, I have never experienced that problem. In fact, I like PC keyboards better because of all the awesome hardware-software sync buttons, like media control and wireless manual toggle
"your six month trial for some crap that does nothing has expired" is totally not relevant to this. It's the user's decision to use software like that; that even happens to me on Macs.
My laptop's sleep mode is AMAZING. Don't say Mac's are always better at that then them.
Vista and 7's system prefs are well organized. XP's were too. Macs have less user preferences. Which underlines the true way of the apple computer. Too simple.
Norton is amazing. I have never once got a virus.
"Everyone loves how it gradually slows down over time" Excuse me? I have never experienced, or even heard of that. BS
"I personally love the random flashing lights that don't do crap" They always have a use, but you Mac-fanboys are too used to a keyboard and a stuffty one-click mouse to understand.
"It's also really cool having virtually no good community software or a built in webcam." Your kidding, right? How about a built-in webcam AND recording. Skype is quite a good chat software, I use it a lot.

"And it's great having the PC not being ready right out of the box. Instead, you have to read the manual, connect two-hundred wires, set up huge box, find a place where it fits, and then finally have loads of glitches (which is so fun!)."
The most pathetic statement I've ever heard. All computers are never ready-right-out-of-the-box, you obviously need to set stuff up. Windows does that very quickly, from multiple experiences. I have never once read a computer manual. It's hardly needed. My super-fast desktop PC has 2 necessary to work. EXTERNAL SOFTWARE, ahem. My desktop computer is so large it can even fit on a stool! Get over glitches. I hated it how the screen on my mac kept blanking out and loosing brightness often.

Where are you getting these bullstuff facts? I own both systems; I know how much Macs suck in comparison.

[General Nick]

On top of that: Everything Mac and made FOR it is slammed up and down tightly with bullstuff advertising that you actually believe.

No wonder stupid stuffs like you always go "OMG MACS R SO KOOL!".

[Narkro555]

On top of that: Everything Mac and made FOR it is slammed up and down tightly with bullstuff advertising that you actually believe.

No wonder stupid stuffs like you always go "OMG MACS R SO KOOL!".

Oh, and those sickening Mac vs. PC commercials?
The truth

[Kerog]

The truth

Yeah, Macs and PCs pretty much almost do the same thing, so as long as I have my own PC/Mac it doesn't matter to me at all. I own a PC and I'm fine with it. My elementary school I used to go to used Macs and they were fairly good.

[Carly]

Well, there's no point arguing with idiots who prefer stuff with a keyboard to computers.

And still, your main point is "MY pC NEvUR GETZ VIruSIS!". I doubt that. I own a PC. It's horrific. It got one virus from an email. After it had taken a week to wreak havoc on my computer, norton says "Warning, I forgot to tell you that there's a virus screwing up your computer."

My PC shuts down whenever it feels like it.

It refuses to just let me download something. I have to type in the administrator password when I download anything, and it's impossible to tell if I can turn that off.

My PC often refuses to close certain windows

It's impossible to get anything done because it just shuts down and stops working, then later it restarts and says "something went horribly wrong with your damn computer when it shut down, we're going to delete all your files in case a virus is in one!"

None of these problems on my Mac.


And seriously? You can't think of your own responses? You have to get them from another website because you know that your answers are bull. That's pathetic.

[Wynd_Fox]

Lili, shut up. Obviously you're too dumb to understand such a simple computer.

[Kerog]

Whatever, as long as I can communicate with my friends and still can make videos/music/art and can play a few games then I'm okay with that.