My mother won 650 dollars

[matthewbim11]

K guys, So i was sleeping in my bed dreaming about weird stuff, when my mom wakes me up and says she has to go get scratch offs <no she only plays them when she gets a feeling, and thats like months apart>. So I come with her.

Clerk:Hello
Mom:Hi can I get 5 20 dollar millionaires?
Clerk:Ok but would you like to try the New monopoly?
Mom:<Hummmmmmmm I have always won on the new ones>
Mom: Ok Ill have 5 of those<she had a hundred dollar bill from my dads wallet<no he didn't know>>

5 mins later she has 650 dollars worth of scratch off winers and i get some new stuff.

/disscus/

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[dkamm65]

5 20 dollar millionaires

One hundred bucks on scratch tickets?

[matthewbim11]

Yeah

<she only plays them when she gets a feeling, and thats like months apart>.

[Ethan]

Good job explaining a missing $100 if she lost.

[matthewbim11]

She spent it not me.

[D3ATH]

Woah, 20 dollars for a lottery ticket, that is loving robbery.

[Bustos]

Woah, 20 dollars for a lottery ticket, that is loving robbery.

Thats the whole point of the gamble.
Look at the return

[D3ATH]

Thats the whole point of the gamble.
Look at the return

But first look at the loss. This is just too expensive. Of course if you win, it pays off, but winning is rare.
Most expensive lottery ticket is like 5$ here.

[Bisjac]

lol your mom wakes you up to take you with her?
forget that lol. i would be like, good luck mom, zzzzzzz

[Vulgus]

Then what would you say after she's spent her $650 and come home?

Without giving you a share for coming?

[Bisjac]

none of my business? its not my 650. why would it matter to me if she won or not, or spent it.

Without giving you a share for coming

why should you get a share? i wouldn't even ask for money from someone who won, what kind of starfish are you?

[Proog]

Buy more lottery tickets with the $650.00
You'll win some more

[Chriz]

I can hardly decipher the first post.

[Isjix]

Not a thousand.... 

[Dal Segno]

your mother...


























won 650 dollars