I would donate, but I has no money.
I appreciate the sentiment. And the relevance.
Anyway, here's a full list of things that I will do for money:
Make a small map in Hammer
Write a short song about the donator
Do a graphics project for the person (forums sig, avatar, etc.)
Garrysmod posing
Write an epic story of love and loss involving the donator.
Steam friendship
etc. I might also take requests for other stuff, depending on what it is.
