You don't have one
You have two
You have NOTHING, do you know why? BECUASE YOU DRANK FIZZY LIFTING DRINK SO YOU GET NOTHING!
You have failed.
You wish
Change the person's statement above you into a quote.Example:There is an apple on the table!
Example:There is a monday on the monday
There's a fat man on a fat lady!
There is a fat monday on a fat monday!
There is a skinny Asian on a skinny Asian!
Theres skip making Asian jokes.
There's Tom Gunn forgetting to capitalize Skip's name.
There's Skip making love to Comr4de.
Theres "Skip" complaining about someone elses grammatical error.
There's Tom Gunn quoting the wrong person.