If you buy a condom membership (400$) if you call right now, we'll double the offer, so you can gift to a friend. You also receive a condom hat that uses several polygons. You'll also get a garenteed +100 more gameplay fun. I'm not gonna stop until I ripped you guys off, so you can be sure you'll get 4 carrots included in the package. Whack your friends with it! It's not like they're getting any lower then that.