There is a loving wild turkey sitting outside my window

[Riot]

Wtf do I do? D:

[Ad Bot]

[Forn2]

shoot it, theres your dinner for tonight.

[Tom Gunn]

Shoot it

[Madmitten]

shoot it, theres your dinner for tonight.

you beat all of us to it

[dkamm65]

Get some bread or something to feed it.

Put the bread on the ground so it'll come by and eat it.

While it's distracted with the bread....

Get in real close....

Slowly....

Quietly....

Be a ninja....



Then dive on it, grab it by the throat, and snap it's neck with your bare hands.

Lunch.

[Riot]

Im on the second floor and its on the roof

[Tom Gunn]

Call in an airstrike.

[JizzWaffles]

call the fire department to get it then take it in and raise it as a pet. Then when it dies stuff it and sit on the porch.....

[Tom Gunn]

Grab it by the legs pull it through the window and slam the window down on its neck.

[Riot]

Grab it by the legs pull it through the window and slam the window down on its neck.

 That looked kinda funny.

 Anyways I give it some TicTacs.

[Forn2]

right,, so when you eat it, youll have minty fresh breath, too! good idea

[Riot]

Its not there anymore, but we took pictures.

[Forn2]

great, now you gotta eat spagettios for dinner tonight, nice choice

[Jellypuddle]

This topic made me laugh hard 

Pics pls

[Riot]

My mom has them. Ill post them.