My dog is handicapped. What to do?

[Lil D]

  My dog ran all the way to my 6th period teacher's house one morning and came back to my house. Also, my dog is such an idiot she literally can not be trained. Wut 2 do?

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[Nymethus]

Turn her into a cat.

[CopBlock]

  My dog ran all the way to my 6th period teacher's house one morning and came back to my house. Also, my dog is such an idiot she literally can not be trained. Wut 2 do?

Turn him into a cat.

i say take it to one of thos pro dog trainers

[Narkro555]

Turn her into a cat.

[Sandvich]

I have the same problem.
My dog barks at everyhting and has spaz attacks every week or so.
I want a pug but hes terratorial. Hurry up and die pls

[Lil D]

We have the most idiotic way to keep her home. It's an extension cord with one end tied to the pole, the other end tied to her leash, her leash hooked to her shock collar.(btw, shock collars don't have places for leashes to be hooked to. We had to improvise.) Oh, and remember, untrainable.

[Lil D]

i say take it to one of thos pro dog trainers

It's a she, not a he.

EDIT: Sorry for double post.

[A.R.C.]

Kill & eat it.

[CopBlock]

It's a she, not a he.

EDIT: Sorry for double post.

You do relise i bolded "he" in the 2nd quote and "she" in the 1st one, right?

[Visage]

Hit it super hard every time it does something bad, eventually it will have a completely broken spirit and will just walk around depressed every day shaking in fear. Problem solved!

[Lil D]

You're a sick person.

[Forn2]

I have the same problem.
My dog barks at everyhting and has spaz attacks every week or so.
I want a pug but hes terratorial. Hurry up and die pls

Thats sick

[Narkro555]

Kill & eat it.

What Injions Native Americans sometimes ate. "Hey, Rover looks good!"

Hit it super hard every time it does something bad, eventually it will have a completely broken spirit and will just walk around depressed every day shaking in fear. Problem solved!

Your a sick person.

[Cheemo]

Take off the shock collar and give it a real collar.

[Anybody]

Get it put down, if it's really handicapped.