My dog is handicapped. What to do?

[Aphtonites]

Call it laika and send it to space.

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[Nymethus]

You do release i bladed "he" in the 2nod quote and "she" in the 1st one, right?

No, because you didn't.

Also, I accidentally Spell Check button

[Sandvich]

Thats sick

[Lil D]

Lolthatssick.

[Moppy]

Put him in a marathon for dogs. That should put his urge to run to good use.

[Lil D]

It's a she.

[Nymethus]

It's a she.

That's what he said.

[Bisjac]

when my cat does things i dont want it to do. like eat the plants or sit on my head when im sleeping.

i smack it upside the head. now it dont do them things.

[Nightmare-Duckie]

put a towel over her head and see how long it takes for her to get out

[MasterCookie]

I herd handicapped people can't train dogs... Hmmmm.

[Sarge]

My vet tought me a technique. If he does something bad, like bark at random things, give him a firm (don't smack him) tap on the nose. Eventually, they'll stop doing what you don't want them to do.

[Osak]

My vet tought me a technique. If he does something bad, like bark at random things, give him a firm (don't smack him) tap on the nose. Eventually, they'll stop doing what you don't want them to do.

Since they rely on their nose for most things, hitting their nose is the equivalent to hitting the human brain.

[krinon]

I herd smart people hump dogs... you should try it.

 

[Sarge]

Since they rely on their nose for most things, hitting their nose is the equivalent to hitting the human brain.

Not hit, firm tap. It's not like you're punching the dog in the nose.

[skelolego229]

let your dog be blissfully stupid
the prce of bieng smart you ask?
......blissfuly outrageously paranoid
coming from one who pays this price