Today i tried to tell him kindly to go away and said, "okay yes, great joke now go away please." but, he's laughing so loving hard at his crap joke an i have to almost shout, "Ok, seriously, that's a reeaaallyy nice joke, but I'm trying to talk to my friends please?!" then he goes, "nah wait, this one is funny" then he tells the joke, which wasn't funny. So I finally crack ang shout, "GO AWAY YOU DOUCHEBAG! NOBODY REALLY LIKES YOU!" Then he says, "Well, you know, that's life."
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