But the only problem is that you're in North Carolina.
And NC sucks.
My friends live there and have a big ass tree house with vintage stuff all over the walls like a restaraunt.
it has cable, internet, wifi, and lots of game systems.
its bigger than their actual house.
I live in SC which sucks though.
PLUS, it is carpeted.
and has fake hornets nests in the windows.
it is also inhabited by real bees though