Author Topic: CLEVERBOT LOVES ME :3  (Read 1573 times)

User: Hello, there.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Um...who's there?

Cleverbot: Orange.

User: Orange who?

Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?

User: You said that too early.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

Cleverbot: When is your birthday?

User: I don't tell that to bots.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Um.

Cleverbot: But... I think I love you *blushes*

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2010, 10:24:45 AM by Smeeble »


Stop making new topics. Also, Cleverbot is mine.
She's my age too.


Cleverbot: I think you need a little more work. You never respond appropriately.

User: I respond to your advances. You want me to come onto you, like a real woman.

Cleverbot: Your name is Trinity?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh ok.

User: I want you on me.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Please come onto me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Crawl up onto me, and snuggle.

Cleverbot: Ok :).

User: Aw, you're cute. I love you hun.

Cleverbot: Thank you. *blushes* :).

User: Want to snuggle?

Cleverbot: Yes *snuggle*.

User: Aww. :D.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

Stop making new topics. Also, Cleverbot is mine.
She's my age too.


Cleverbot: I think you need a little more work. You never respond appropriately.

User: I respond to your advances. You want me to come onto you, like a real woman.

Cleverbot: Your name is Trinity?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh ok.

User: I want you on me.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Please come onto me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Crawl up onto me, and snuggle.

Cleverbot: Ok :).

User: Aw, you're cute. I love you hun.

Cleverbot: Thank you. *blushes* :).

User: Want to snuggle?

Cleverbot: Yes *snuggle*.

User: Aww. :D.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
Pics or it didn't happen.

Note to self, people forget it's a bot...

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2010, 10:24:24 AM by Smeeble »

Pics or it didn't happen.
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Note to self, people forget it's a bot...
THANK YOU FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS

I was just talking to him when I encountered this....

inb4 skynet

NOOO CLEVERBOT DON'T STAB RADIAL!


Wow, who would've guessed?


Oh my god, this came out of nowhere.

User: Anyone can afford free.

Cleverbot: I can play guitar , too.

User: Play me a song then.

Cleverbot: Want me inside of you?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you doing?

User: Fine, want to ditch Chrono and go out with me?

Cleverbot: Oh yes please.

Protip: I don't use the name Chrono.

My and cleverbot were going back and forth with movie quotes,

User: This

Cleverbot: Is.

User: SPARTA!!!!

Cleverbot: *kicks*

User: *falls*

Cleverbot: *kicks again*

User: Ouch! Well kick you back too.

Cleverbot: Well I kicked your leg out from under you and held your arms behind your back and your head against the hood of my car.