Cleverbot is officially handicapped

[Smeeble]

Cleverbot: Do you like chiinese food?

User: You spelled Chinese wrong.

Cleverbot: Goldfish taste like fish in some languages

[Ad Bot]

[Vulgus]

That doesn't make it any less fun to talk to

[WhatevaGuy]

That doesn't make it any less fun to talk to

Him*

[Smeeble]

Him*

*Her

[dkamm65]

*Her

N/A*

[Smeeble]

N/A*

*ur mom

[Joker 4]

it*

[Moybus]

He's a boy, he told me so.

also my name is cleverbot, he told me that too.

[No dinner for king]

Durr

[WhatevaGuy]

*Her

He's right.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

[Makingblah]

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Don't hurt me, no more.

Cleverbot: What is love?!

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me, no more.

Cleverbot (To myself): Baby, don't hurt me.

User: No more.

Cleverbot: Oh, baby don't hurt me.

User: WOAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Cleverbot: Will Ferrall baby.

[Wynd_Fox]

He's right.

He's right.

Cleverbot has a very misleading name.

[A GUY]

Link, please. 

[Kevdude]

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Don't hurt me, no more.

Cleverbot: What is love?!

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me, no more.

Cleverbot (To myself): Baby, don't hurt me.

User: No more.

Cleverbot: Oh, baby don't hurt me.

User: WOAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Cleverbot: Will Ferrall baby.

User: I'm just a poor boy.

Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.

User: Cause I'm easy come.

Cleverbot: Easy go.

User: Little high.

Cleverbot: Little low.

User: Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me.

Cleverbot: Mama just killed a man.

User: Put a gun against his head.

Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.

User: Mama,life had just begun.

Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

User: Mama ooo.

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.

User: If Im not back again this time tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on.

User: As if nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Too late.

User: My time has come.

Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.

User: Bodys aching all the time.

Cleverbot: I win.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I win the game. It's simple.

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UU

[Evõ]

User: Du bist nichts.

Cleverbot: Ich bin nicht... Was?

User: Ja, denn du bist was du isst.

Cleverbot: En gros oui. Quoi de neugf ?

User: Nein.

Cleverbot: Doch.

User: richard.

Cleverbot: No, Dika.

User: Dunn?

Cleverbot: Dunn is een rare naam.

User: Mann ur Frau?

Cleverbot: Frau.

Yup, Cleverbot is a girl.