Author Topic: Christians invented cereal  (Read 3663 times)

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I was planning on only responding positively here but "High five for stating your opinion!" is dismissive.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THE FRUITLOOPS ARE A LIE. NOOOOOOO. TOUCAN SAM IS CHRISTIAN!!!

I FOUND THE VIRGIN MARY IN MY CORNFLAKES

And... this is important how?



I FOUND THE VIRGIN MARY IN MY CORNFLAKES

I found a Crucifix in my Coco puffs.

christians invent a lot of things.  if you are an inventer, and you are christian, you are a christian inventer.

I found a Crucifix in my Coco puffs.
I found a crack addict in my Coco Puffs.

I shall now go back to my tribal Rice Crispies.

christians invent a lot of things.  if you are an inventer, and you are christian, you are a christian inventer.

My religion invented coffee. :3

My religion invented


...I don't think Christians invented cereal.

I'm going to pray using my cereal now. ;D