Jokes, anyone?

[JakDaStripR]

Do you like jokes? Post them here!
I'll start:
So, this blonde goes into the doctors office, and says to the doctor "Everywhere  I hurt." She pokes spots on her body and goes "Ow." The doctor says "Your finger's broken."
This guy walks up to a vending machine and this blonde is sitting there using the machine over and over. The guy walks up to her and goes "Can I use th-"
She says "Shh, I'm winning!"
Q: What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
A: Batman can go a night without Robin!
Hope you enjoy.

[Ad Bot]

[A.R.C.]

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

[Tom Gunn]

User: Wanna hear a joke?

Cleverbot: Sure

User: This thread.

Cleverbot: Ha ha.

[A.R.C.]

Q: What did the Madmitten get for christmas?
A: Your T.V

[Riot]

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

 How long does it take for a black woman to take a stuff?
 
       
   

nine months

[A.R.C.]

How long does it take for a black woman to take a stuff?
 
       
   

nine months

[Thesnocker479]

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

Ok, so a black guy walks into a bar,















Ouch.

[Riot]

 Yee brother, we doit like that.

[Radial543]

An engineer is walking down the street, and sees another guy from his lab walking along with a new bright red motorcycle. He's impressed, especially since his friend doesn't know how to ride a motorcycle, so he goes up and asks, "Wow, where'd you get that?" His friend explains, "Well, I was walking along, and this gorgeous blonde drives up on the motorcycle, stops in front of me, strips her clothes off and tells me "Take what you want!." The engineer nods in understanding. "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."


There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?"

[Dodger]

Q: What did the Madmitten get for christmas?
A: Your T.V

Oh lol. OH stuff!!!! HE TOOK MY BIKE!!!

[Will Smith!]

2 blondes are on opposite sides of a river. One yells over "how do we get to the other side?" The othe says "I'm already there."

Lol it was a dumm joke

[dkamm65]

Q. What do you call a bunch of white guys chasing a black guy?


A. The PGA tour.

[Talent74]

Q: What do you call four blonde women in a circle?
A: A dope ring!

Q: What do you call four blonde women ear to ear?
A: Wind tunnel!

Q: What do you call four blonde women in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes!

[dkamm65]

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A. A brunette with bad breath.

[Riot]

Q: What do you call four blonde women in a circle?
A: A dope ring!

Q: What do you call four blonde women ear to ear?
A: Wind tunnel!

Q: What do you call four blonde women in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes!

 The wind tunnel was funny.