My sister was on Fox news.

[skelolego229]

compared to a new recruit a spartan with a gun would be "Americas Finest"

[Ad Bot]

[chaseyqurt]

I'm pretty sure that America's finest is just used to describe anyone in Law Enforcement and Military.

[Madmitten]

compared to a new recruit a spartan with a gun would be "Americas Finest"

Draft
Brainwash
Equip
Repeat

[Tom Gunn]

compared to a new recruit a spartan with a gun would be "Americas Finest"

Its the marines that take on all the sheer force.

Not some buff guy in a green armored suit on steroids.

[Jess]

You know if the military just mentioned word of them creating a spartan laser and spartan program you know how many nerds would join up right away :P.

[chaseyqurt]

You know if the military just mentioned word of them creating a spartan laser and spartan program you know how many nerds would join up right away :P.

None of them would make it past training. Training to be a Navy Seal seems like the hardest thing ever so, I wouldn't even be able to imagine what'd you have to do to become a spartan.

[Madmitten]

You know if the military just mentioned word of them creating a spartan laser and spartan program you know how many nerds would join up right away :P.

A bunch of 10 year olds and 24 year old douches would line up.
only they would be crazy enough to join the army

[skelolego229]

not like master chief i meant like 300

[Madmitten]

not like master chief i meant like 300

well then hell
they'd die instantly

[skelolego229]

yeah...but i would have a hell load of fun if i had a splazer

[Madmitten]

yeah...but i would have a hell load of fun if i had a splazer

because we all know you are strong enough to carry it, let alone fire

[skelolego229]

put it on the ground use all fours to pull trigger.....fire and forget.....get popcorn and a lawnchair = live idiot TV
ninja edit: watching people freak out is fun

[Madmitten]

put it on the ground use all fours to pull trigger.....fire and forget.....get popcorn and a lawnchair = live idiot TV
ninja edit: watching people freak out is fun

did you know there is a gay bomb?
a bomb that emits a gas which causes soldiers to engage in gay love right there on the battlefield.
nobody wins there

[skelolego229]

did you know there is a gay bomb?
a bomb that emits a gas which causes soldiers to engage in gay love right there on the battlefield.
nobody wins there

i think ill just be a sniper in the backround 0_0

[Madmitten]

i think ill just be a sniper in the backround 0_0

you still dont win
you have to watch that stuff to make sure the other guys dont kill them.
and the others guy also have to watch it to kill them.
nobody wins there