My Mom's Boyfriend is a Class-A starfish.

[brickybob]

He says he knows everything, so I quized him.  Here's what I got.
P.s, I am Gordon. inb4freemanjokes
Gordon: What's the highest sold computer in the 80's?
Scott: Windows.
Gordon: Nope, Commadore 64.
Scott: Windows is Commadore.

Dumbass check complete.

Failure to warn coming up!

I came home today and he was fixing one computer and purposely loving up another.  He ruined my Ubuntu and now I have to survive off of a stuffty dinosaur on Windows XP. (32-bit, might I add.)  He was installing WoW and while I went to see if the internet worked he said "Don't touch that!  Didn't I tell you?" (nope.)  So now I'm getting yelled at by my mom.  Which only agrees with him because he brings food home for FREE everyday.  (He's a chef.)

Discuss this starfish-itude.

I'm using my desktop replacement in my room with Windows 7.
He also reformatted my harddrive on XP.

Bottom line:
He acts like a smartass and breaks my stuff.

[Ad Bot]

[Sandvich]

Ill let anyone touch my pc for free food every day
Oh cool he has WoW. Tell him I want to play it with him :u

[A.R.C.]

I...
Don't understand :\

[brickybob]

I...
Don't understand :\

Noone does.

[Riot]

 I don't understand what you mean.

[Aphtonites]

His Mother's boyfriend sucks at computers.

[Visage]

Tell him if he forgets with your stuff again you'll hang him by his balls and forget him in the ass. Also explain to him that raping him in the ass would not be gay because you are the one giving it.

[Riot]

His Mother's boyfriend sucks at computers.

 So he is a bad person that way?

[Pengie]

Noone does.

I do, and God, if I could throw someone down a well, it would be him.

[*Magick* Mage]

Does your Mom like this guy? :o

[A.R.C.]

Does your Mom like this guy? :o

He's nothing but a meal ticket to her.

[General Nick]

forget that, I'd rather work on my own and let no one even touch my computer than that. Every time someone other than me touches my computer without my supervision it gets broken.

[*Magick* Mage]

He's nothing but a meal ticket to her.

>.>

If she does likes him, though, maybe its good. Perhaps your just a bit extreme. My Mum dated one of the most wonderful men I've met when I was younger. My brother hated him because he "didn't give him a reason to respect him." Needless to say, but brother took after my father. :c

[Menen]

Long Story Short

Brickybob's Mom's Boyfriend knows nothing about computers and plays WoW.

My Advivce, make up a story saying that he called you a little stuffhead that no one loves and tell your mother.

Make them break up

[SilentNight]

Leave (run away) go to a magical place where there is no starfishs.