Author Topic: I hit a deer... (Read 11816 times)

nitt · March 31, 2010, 10:52:20 PM

♫ Mr. Bill hit a reindeer
Driving home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

He'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged him not to go.
But he forgot his medication,
And he staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found the deer Christmas morning,
At the scene of the tire tracks
It had blood all over it,
And incriminating tire marks on its back. ♫

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Mr. Bill · March 31, 2010, 10:52:41 PM

Quote from: Otis Da HousKat on March 31, 2010, 10:48:02 PM

I've murdered a deer before. Tasted good.

o u

The way I remember it I was going 55 then i saw it run across from the ditch and i hit the brakes. I might of gotten down to 35 minimum. Then I hit it in the rear (it was a doe) with my right front of my car. It went end over end for a while... thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk splat. When I got out its guts were on my windshield and the intestines were in the street all over. Fur was flying too :/

Jacob/Lee · March 31, 2010, 10:53:24 PM

"We need to kill them before they die"

Sarge · March 31, 2010, 10:54:28 PM

My dad found a freshly dead deer on the side of the road once. He took it home and made soup out of it. I told him to keep the head and send it to get it stuffed, but he said it was too expensive.